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Mathematics Declared ‘gay’ by Norristown Students

NORRISTOWN,PA—In what many are describing as a ‘shocking’ discovery, the entire field of mathematics was declared as being gay Monday morning by students at the Roosevelt Alternative School in Norristown.

Upon receiving a homework assignment , consisting of logarithmic expansions, and “some other dumb shit” , area High School student  Joshua Carpenter announced to the entire class that the  subject was “completely gay” according to students. The indisputable claims regarding the orientation of what experts describe as “the study of quantity, structure, space, and change” have yet to this date been raised with such vehemence, according to sources.

“I don’t know why we need to learn this gay shit anyways” questioned Jenna Waits, a junior in Vanessa Waugh’s Algebra 2 class. In regards to the mathematical constant e, whose discovery is credited to some of the greatest minds of the 15th and 16th centuries, “It’s just a bunch dumb, useless letters and stuff” said Waits, in a comment which singlehandedly derided several hundred years of work by mathematicians throughout history. It is unclear at this time why Jacob Bernoulli and Leonhard Euler did not come to similar conclusions in the past.

In addition to the unrest in the classroom created by a lecture on the natural logarithm, students voiced similar concerns about other branches of mathematics.

“She always assigns us way too much homework, especially on Mondays,” said 11th grader Edward Mckenny, who described much of the material the class had been covering as “retarded nonsense.”  The class as a whole was quick to dismiss the work of immeasurable genius throughout history as worthless trifle.

Mckenny added comment on the appearance of several famous mathematicians in                             his textbook, Elementary and Intermediate Algebra. “Comon, just looking at these guys you can tell they are a bunch of homos (sic).” Mckenny stated in regards to a portrait of German mathematician Bernhard Riemann. “Hella gay” another classmate added.

Despite assertions made by her students, Ms. Waugh made such claims as  “We can get through this faster if you will all just settle down” and “You will see why this is important in the next chapter.” Students quietly rebutted these remarks with mutterings of  “such bullshit” and “yeah, right.”

17 out of the 24 polled students in Waugh’s class were “fully convinced” that math itself was of homosexual orientation. Two students refused to take part in the poll, including one Mathew Pett. “I’m trying to learn here” claimed Pett, who was unavailable for further comment beyond “I think it’s a sad, sad world we are coming to.” Not to the surprise of most students, Pett was declared gay by classmates earlier on in the semester.

At this point, further studies inside Roosevelt Alternate High School are being conducted to build evidence for “History” to be declared “boring as shit” and Chemistry “bisexual”.

-A.D. 8/12/2011

Chutney – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I bet you didn’t know what this is.

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…And a happy new year

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Any page is a talk page

soxhttp://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=History_of_the_Boston_Red_Sox&diff=prev&oldid=259078616

Words Fail Me

I don’t know what to say…

…The User Page

The Mexicans

This is where Sarah Palin gets her supporters.

F. Scott Fitzgerald

I tend to disagree.

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=F._Scott_Fitzgerald&diff=prev&oldid=239590905

Heart rate monitor

I Wish my High School guidance counselor was this up and coming…

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Waffle Time

There are a lot of vandals that would have a much better time at Urban Dictionary

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Waffle&diff=256518421&oldid=255937841

Soccer Riot

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Ivan_Klasni%C4%87&curid=1447239&diff=256506912&oldid=256434470

Since I am not an expert in Croation football, I don’t even know who is right here.

People whom I would not like to be Face-Face

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Face-to-face&diff=234107113&oldid=233379067

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Landon_School&diff=256472939&oldid=255219955

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Pooper-scooper&curid=3396759&diff=256471601&oldid=256142432

November 2008

Welcome to Wikipedia. The recent edit you made to Daft Punk has been reverted, as it appears to be unconstructive. Use the sandbox for testing; if you believe the edit was constructive, ensure that you provide an informative edit summary. You may also wish to read the introduction to editing. Thank you. Eric Wester (talk · contribs · email) 17:15, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

Please refrain from making unconstructive edits to Wikipedia, as you did to John Lennon. Your edits appear to constitute vandalism and have been reverted. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox. Thank you. Apparition11 (talk) 18:40, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

If this is a shared IP address, and you didn’t make the edit, consider creating an account for yourself so you can avoid further irrelevant notices.

Please do not vandalize pages, as you did with this edit to John Lennon. If you continue to do so, you will be blocked from editing. Hazel77 talk 18:42, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

This is your last warning. You will be blocked from editing the next time you vandalize a page, as you did with this edit to Daft Punk. Fritzpoll (talk) 18:43, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

maria

You have been blocked for a period of 48 hours from editing in accordance with Wikipedia’s blocking policy for persistent vandalism. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make constructive contributions. If you believe this block is unjustified, you may contest the block by adding the text {{unblock|your reason here}} below. Rodhullandemu 18:45, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

If this is a shared IP address, and you didn’t make the edit, consider creating an account for yourself so you can avoid further irrelevant notices.

Welcome to Wikipedia. The recent edit you made to Chinese New Year has been reverted, as it appears to be unconstructive. Use the sandbox for testing; if you believe the edit was constructive, please ensure that you provide an informative edit summary. You may also wish to read the introduction to editing. Thank you. J.delanoygabsadds 15:56, 25 November 2008 (UTC)

Redrum

Thank god!

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Constructivism

Constructivism is a psychological theory of knowledge (epistemology) [1] which argues that humans construct knowledge and meaning from their experiences. Constructivism is not a specific pedagogy, although it is often confused with Constructionism, an educational theory developed by Seymour Papert.

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Traumatic brain injury

I think 66.222.155.81 may have suffered a [[Traumatic brain injury]]

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Traumatic_brain_injury&curid=1057414&diff=256460425&oldid=256342233

iPod Touch- Hands off

I think it has to do more with being rich enough

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=IPod_Touch&diff=prev&oldid=255391997

Typical…

This is the page of a user who seems to have some very strong opinions regarding well…You’ll see. I guess he didn’t learn his lesson the first 3 times.

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