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Not Kool

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Giants see otters!

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The Dark Country

I didn’t know muskrats could do that…

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Gem of a User, #2

This sums up the demise of someone who decides they don’t want to be a contributor after all..

User talk:67.53.37.222

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So this is the thanks I get for contributing to your stupid wiki? Fine fuck you all, I won’t waste any more of my free time posting verifiable facts here. Ungrateful little pricks. This “community” sucks cock!

October 2008

Welcome to Wikipedia. Although everyone is welcome to make constructive contributions to Wikipedia, at least one of your recent edits, such as the one you made to Joke, did not appear to be constructive and has been automatically reverted by ClueBot. Please use the sandbox for any test edits you would like to make, and take a look at the welcome page to learn more about contributing to this encyclopedia. If you believe there has been a mistake and would like to report a false positive, please report it here and then remove this warning from your talk page. If your edit was not vandalism, please feel free to make your edit again after reporting it. The following is the log entry regarding this warning: Joke was changed by 67.53.37.222 (u) (t) deleting 29266 characters on 2008-10-06T20:32:35+00:00 . Thank you. ClueBot (talk) 20:32, 6 October 2008 (UTC)

Please stop your disruptive editing. If your vandalism continues, you will be blocked from editing Wikipedia. dvdrw 20:38, 6 October 2008 (UTC) fuck you i dont give a shit about this site anymore i was trying to fucking help you guys and you threaten to ban me WELL YOU CAN GO SHOVE IT PRICKS

Well that’s no reason to vandalise. Stop or you are going to be blocked. dvdrw 20:40, 6 October 2008 (UTC)

Well I don’t fucking care! I don’t want the “privilege” of helping you faggots any longer when you threaten to ban me for no fucking reason! JERKS!

You have been blocked from editing for violating Wikipedia policy. If you believe this block is unjustified you may contest this block by replying here on your talk page by adding the text {{unblock|your reason here}}. You may also email the blocking administrator or any administrator from this list instead, or mail unblock-en-l@mail.wikimedia.org. dvdrw 20:44, 6 October 2008 (UTC)

lol you dumb narcissists just have to have the last word even though you started this huh? Figures.

88.106.169.24

Please stop your disruptive editing. If you continue to vandalize Wikipedia, as you did at Vandals, you will be blocked from editing. srushe (talk) 13:28, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

If this is a shared IP address, and you didn’t make any unconstructive edits, consider creating an account for yourself so you can avoid further irrelevant warnings.

This is the last warning you will receive for your disruptive edits, such as those you made to Vandalism (band). If you vandalize Wikipedia again, you will be blocked from editing. Wrong srushe (talk) 13:31, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

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This is your only warning.
The next time you make a personal attack, you will be blocked for disruption. Comment on content, not on other contributors or people. srushe (talk) 13:33, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

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1 week block

You have been blocked from editing for a period of 1 week in accordance with Wikipedia’s blocking policy for repeated abuse of editing privileges. You are welcome to make useful contributions after the block expires. If you believe this block is unjustified you may contest this block by adding the text {{unblock|your reason here}} below. PhilKnight (talk) 13:43, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

A Gem of a User

User talk:24.231.69.38 – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

Lets see what this fellow has contributed…

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_League_Gaming?diff=202390219

maybe trying to prove himself?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_League_Gaming?diff=202390815

Waggers, steps in to the rescue only to be greeted with this nice post on his talk page

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User%3AWaggers&diff=202391498&oldid=200539432

But things really get interesting when:

This blocked user (block log | autoblocks | rangeblocks | unblock | contribs | deleted contribs) has asked to be unblocked, but an administrator has reviewed and declined this request. Other administrators may also review this block, but should not override the decision without good reason (see the blocking policy). Do not remove this unblock request while you are blocked.

Request reason: “I bet your an idiot who never had a girlfriend and masterbates intensely to his dogs uterus whenever he can unblock me now or I will report you to microsoft”

Portland, OR

It seems this user has a negative outlook on the future tourism in their city.

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Portland,_Oregon&diff=prev&oldid=250077802

Potassium

I never knew potassium had such properties…

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Potassium&diff=252118304&oldid=251792532|